“Calm Your T!ts” – An Original Musical Comedy on Bodily Autonomy Comes to the VORTEX
The Weird Sisters Theater Collective is thrilled to announce their lauded production, “Calm Your T!ts,” a musical comedy spotlighting women’s bodily autonomy is back again for another round featuring 8 performances at the VORTEX on July 3-6 and 10-12.
“Calm Your T!ts” considers our current moment – the moment of trad wives, childless cat ladies, abortion restrictions, and unceasing expectations of doing it all – and asks, “What if we could laugh about it?” It follows a group of nascent feminists as they’re indoctrinated into the patriarchy and, ultimately, triumph over it.
Directed by Rachel Seney, with original songs by Laura Freeman, Calm Your T!ts is presented by The Weird Sisters Theater Collective, known for fearless storytelling and dedication to feminist issues. Their previous productions have been celebrated for bold content and engaging performances, and “Calm Your T!ts” is poised to be another standout.
Performances
• Thursday – July 3, 7pm
• Friday July 4, 7pm
• Saturday July 5, 5pm
• Saturday July 5, 7pm
• Sunday July 6, 5pm
• Thursday July 10, 7pm
• Friday July 11, 7pm
• Saturday July 12, 7pm
Venue
The VORTEX, 2307 Manor Road, Austin, Texas.
Half a mile east of I-35; free parking; air conditioned.
Tickets
Tickets are available through The VORTEX Box Office at 512-478-5282 or at www.VortexRep.org.
The Box Office is open from 4:30-8pm on show nights.
Contact
For media inquiries, interviews, or press tickets, please contact Christa French at 512-921-2923.
Don’t miss this chance to see “Calm Your T!ts” and be part of a conversation that’s both entertaining and empowering. Join us for an evening of laughter, music, and inspiration as we celebrate the power of taking control of your own narrative.